Sunday, March 14, 2004
Don't Panic ....
Actually PANIC. It seems things for Client Four are up Sh*t creak. The boy upstairs are working round the clock (as opposed to 24/7 because I hate that saying...) to try and get is sorted. If they can't, we're broke. I'm going to start looking for a new Job soon because I don't have much in the way of confidence in them.
Client Two has complained about most of the releases lately and to be fair they have a point. It's had to patched eight times. There is so much pressure on that things are falling over left right and centre.
I might as well introduce the team.
1. Too Much Coffee Man - or TMCM is our department head. He's the one that gives mission statements as specs.
2. Scooter - Our Project Manager, he tries to get everything running smoothly and plays office politics like a pro.
3. QuietMan - He's one of our senior analysts, it would take a nuclear attack for him to raise his voice.
4. CampMan - This fellow is a developer like myself. However there are a few questions about his sexuality which is basically scary.
5. The Doctor - Test Head Honcho. Normally a nice bloke, but can be a real git if he wants to be.
6. KackMan - Another developer who always seems to get all the crappy jobs.
7. Crusty - A developer who's been coding longer than I have been living.
There are others but I'll introduce them as long as I can think of appropriate aliases.
Client Two has complained about most of the releases lately and to be fair they have a point. It's had to patched eight times. There is so much pressure on that things are falling over left right and centre.
I might as well introduce the team.
1. Too Much Coffee Man - or TMCM is our department head. He's the one that gives mission statements as specs.
2. Scooter - Our Project Manager, he tries to get everything running smoothly and plays office politics like a pro.
3. QuietMan - He's one of our senior analysts, it would take a nuclear attack for him to raise his voice.
4. CampMan - This fellow is a developer like myself. However there are a few questions about his sexuality which is basically scary.
5. The Doctor - Test Head Honcho. Normally a nice bloke, but can be a real git if he wants to be.
6. KackMan - Another developer who always seems to get all the crappy jobs.
7. Crusty - A developer who's been coding longer than I have been living.
There are others but I'll introduce them as long as I can think of appropriate aliases.
